Mtn. Dew

Fall semester began on January 14 and so did the class I have been looking most forward to... Creative Writing: Fiction. I am going to be doing a lot of free writing in this class. Free writing is where I just put pen to paper (or fingers to keys) and just write (or type). Whatever comes out, comes out, but the purpose is just to start doing it. Practice. So here is what I wrote on the first day.

Energizing. Rejuvenating. Refreshing. Sweet. Smooth, with a carbonated burn. Yellow, or some might say green. Titled Mountain Dew. If you drink it you will be cool. Like snowboarders. Do you know how to snowboard? You don't need to, Dew will show you the way. Ever wanted to be a world class financier? Banker? Broker? Well Mountain Dew is green like money so that might mean something. Or is it yellow, like my urine? Try not to think about it. Just think about the sweet, sugary taste on your buds, this nectar of the gods. Gulp all 20 ounces in one shot or sip it to preserve its integrity. There is no wrong way to Do the Dew. It goes nicely with a Chalupa or a Doritos Locos Taco from the Bell. The flavors contrast brilliantly. I just took a sip of Dew and my general happiness went up from 74% to 81%. 7 percentage points in one sip, not too shabby Mtn. Dew. If I were on a deserted island and could only bring one item with me it would be a never-emptying bottle of Mtn. Dew to quench my thirst. Don't bring a can, sand might get in it. Bottle is the way to go. Do the Dew, will you be mine? I do take Mtn. Dew as my lawfully wedded beverage.